Who really cares if Jimmie Johnson misses the chase!

Jimmie Johnson has been dominating the Sprint Cup and a lot of people are saying, "STOP!!" You know what, Jimmie? Enough is enough already! You just don't understand that people hate watching people win everything all the freaking time! I hope you can't start a race when your wife goes into labor! I hope, if you do get to start a race, you CRASH in the opening lap. Yeah, i said it. You SUCK!! Not really, but you really got to stop winning and let other people win a championship. I just don't know why you have to be so anal. Just wondering, is your beard telling you what to do? Is your brain in there? Is that why Chad hates it? Cuz it gives you a brain. Well, if your brain was in there, it's a not very good brain! You know what Jimmie? I don't care if you miss the chase. I will be pissed if you did, though cuz i don't LIKE you! Your beard is almost as bad as Dale Jr.'s. Well at least yours doesn't make you look like a dirty hobo in a stolen fire suit. Does DeLana have your fire suit too? Maybe you and Kevin could join forces and fail an attempt to get them back. What else do I want to vent out at the four-time champ? Maybe that you are a four-time champ? You are making NASCAR boring with all your damn winning. You know what? I kinda like that you are in a slump right now. Did your lucky horseshoe fall out your ass? Maybe Denny Hamlin found it, cuz he has been doing your winning lately. Can you see where this is going? Oh, yeah. You are getting it good. You know what? You are going to fall out of the Chase and then you are going to cry like a little baby and i am going to laugh. Yes, laugh cuz it is going to be funny. Maybe Jeff Gordon has a right to be pissed at you. I think he knock your horseshoe loose and AJ Allmendinger ripped it out at Darlington when he "accidently" hit you. I am going to have a field day when you miss a race and when you miss the chase. What are you going to do when someone else is hoisting that Championship trophy and you know it's not you?Have fun trying to see the stage at the Ceremony Banquet in Las Vegas. Maybe I will send you a pair of binoculars for you to see everything from where you are going to be sitting and maybe a GPS so you can find your spot! Have fun sitting with the guys you call the "losers". Guess what? You are one of them!