How I became a Kasey Kahne fan in a half of a race

Everyone can probably recall how they became fans of their favorite driver. Maybe they can describe it better than I can do for myself. Maybe theirs is probably more glamorous than mine, but I can assure you mine is worth hearing. I had always been a NASCAR fan. In the late 1990's, like my dad, I was a Dale Earnhardt Sr. fan, but then again, how can a eight-year-old pick a different driver when all that was in the house was Dale Sr. fans. In 2001, when Dale Sr. die, I knew that I did not want to like the same driver as my dad. So I decided i needed to find a new driver. That was when i saw Dale Jarrett race for the first time in my eyes. I knew then that I had found my new favorite driver. Now, this lasted for about two years until i decided not to watch NASCAR anymore. i wouldn't watch another race until May of 2006, three years after my last. I can tell you right now that i didn't watch the whole thing though. I was upstairs in my room. For some reason, I don't remember what, I came down the stairs to find my dad, a Dale Jr. fan, watching the 2006 Coca-Cola 600 on FOX. Intrigued, I sat down in the nearest spot and started watching. On a commercial break, they showed a Kasey Kahne commercial. I thought, "Man, he's cute!" As the night went on, Kasey Kahne raced the best race I had every seen in years! right then and there I knew I had found my new favorite driver. I had said this out loud and my sister Rachael had said the words I will never forget. "You only like him because you like he's cute!" Well, she wasn't entirely wrong though. What she had wrong was the fact that wasn't the only reason I like him. I knew he was a great driver and he could win races. Till this day, I remain a Kasey Kahne fan, watching him go to victory lane countless times, watching him barely miss a win, watching his engines blow, watching him make the chase for the first time in his career, sticking with him as he had a bad season in 2007, going win less that same year, watching him go back to victory lane at the same place I watched him go to victory just two years before, just barely missing the chase. As you can see, I have been behind Kasey Kahne for four years and I am pretty sure that I will still be his fan until the day I die. I am a die-hard Kasey Kahne and proud of it! A true NASCAR fan sticks with their driver through good times and bad, not jumping ship when things don't go your way. If someone would call me an obsessed fan girl of Kasey Kahne, I wouldn't deny it. I would proudly say, "Yes, I am! Do you have a problem with that?" and proudly display my alliance with Kasey on my shirt and root for him every weekend no matter what! I can proudly say that Kasey Kahne made me like NASCAR again.

Why does everytime Kasey Kahne is going for a win, he gets screwed?

Okay, I have a good question. Why does every time Kasey Kahne is going for a win, he gets screwed. For the past 4 weeks he was in contention for the win and either someone passes him with like four laps to go, his team mate take him out (damn you, AJ! Yeah I am still mad at you!), or his engine blows after leading the most laps. Why does everything have to happen to my man? Really? What do I have to do, what do the fangirls of Kasey have to do in order for Kasey to get his first win of the season? What do I have to do in order for Kasey to make the Chase? Why does Jimmie Johnson and Denny Hamlin have to be winning all the races and guys like Kasey Kahne, Joey Logano, David Ragan, Clint Bowyer, and countless others are still waiting for their first win of the season and some their first win of their career. 52 times we have watched Jimmie Johnson go to victory lane. I am sick of seeing him win. You know what I what to see? Kasey Kahne go to victory lane. Let's look at something. 2004, Kasey Kahne gets 5 runner-up finishes. A couple of those he had for a victory when it just slipped away. Why? Did God say, "no, not yet."? Well, why not? Why couldn't have he went to victory lane in his rookie year. Did you think he was not good enough for victory lane yet? My man keeps getting screwed and i can't handle it anymore! So many times in his career , he had victories and God had said, "no, not yet. It's not your turn yet." But, how come he had it is his turn only 11 times, when he has said it was Jimmie's turn 52 times? Is God playing favorites. Why does Kasey keep getting screwed? Why does he keep getting run it to and run over? Why does he keep getting the expiring engines? Why does Kasey have to be the loser in a three-wide situation? Why does other drivers think that, "Oh, he doesn't matter. he won't be mad at me if i do this."? Let me tell you something? He does matter. He does care if you do something to him. You know something else? I care what you do to him. All the fangirls care what you do to him. So, you know what? Stop screweing him over. The only reason you would do something like that is because you know would beat you bad later in the race. I think i might have gone off topic a bit. People might just say it is just bad luck. I say it is getting scrwed over by everyone who just doesn't care. By everyone who thinks the guys who dominate this sport are more worthy, I guess is the word, at a win or a championship than Kasey. I just can't take it. Everytime he is cheated, I die a little inside. I died a little today when i saw his engine blew. Kasey shouldn't be cheated out of anything he is in contention for. A win, a top-five, a top-ten. i just can't stress enough how much Kasey Kahne gets cheated and screwed over in this sport! Every week from now until Kasey Kahne gets a win, i will get angrier and angrier, until my head explodes! Now, I guess I have to pray every day that Kasey gets a win next week or I will not have a head anymore! I love Kasey Kahne, and he can't keep getting screwed over and he can't keep getting cheated.

looks like Jimmie Johnson is out of the slump

Surprise, surprise! Jimmie Johnson wins! La Dee freaking da! It looks like Jimmie is out of the slump all of us were praying that he would not get out of. Jimmie Johnson dominated the race, taking over the lead on the first lap from pole-sitter, 4th place finisher, and defending race winner Kasey Kahne. Today's race was boring in my eyes, the girl that hardly very thinks a race is boring. First caution was on lap 19 for a two car spin, the 33 of Clint Bowyer and the 1 of Jamie McMurray. Both had help around, AJ Allmendinger spun Jamie and Kyle Busch spun Clint. Busch received heavy damage and never was a factor afterward. JGR had extremely bad luck today, both Denny and Kyle receiving damage is several different wrecks and Joey Logano's engine expired on the last lap. Jeff Gordon was the bully of the race, spinning almost everyone around him that he could get to: Martin Truex Jr.; David Ragan; Elliott Sadler, who took Clint Bowyer with him who had recovered from his lap 19 spin. On lap 67, the big one happened. Kurt Busch, Juan Montoya, Martin Truex Jr., Mattias Ekstrom, Denny Hamlin, Sam Hornish Jr. and among others get bunched up by Boris Said on a restart and crash. NASCAR red flagged for about 21 minutes. Marcos Ambrose was leader at the last restart when he made the big mistake of stalling his car. He took over his spot, but NASCAR puts him in seven spot, right behind Kasey Kahne, giving Jimmie Johnson the victory, his first road course win, first win in 10 weeks, and his fourth win of season and moved up to 2nd in points. Robby Gordon finished 2nd, points leader Kevin harvick finished 3rd, Kasey Kahne finished 4th and Jeff Gordon finished 5th. At the Final restart, Kurt Busch was in the top-ten, but had a flat left rear and faded to 32nd.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.: NASCAR's hobo

What the fuck is up with Dale Earnhardt Jr. and that damn beard? It makes him look like a hobo. Hey, Junior! Maybe the reason why you can't win a race is because of that god aweful beard of yours. Or maybe it's because you're not very good. Have you ever thought that maybe for a second you are as good as everyone else. I mean really? Is your life-long dream is to become in sport's hobo? Come on, your dad was Dale Earnhardt Sr. for god sakes! Just because you work for the so-called best team in the sport doesn't mean that you can do what ever the hell you like! You know, what ever problem you have, it's not your crew chief's fault, it's yours. You are not doing what you are suppose to be doing. You know what? That beard is probably messing with your head. You just can't grow a beard in NASCAR like that! WTF were you thinking? Really? I mean, come on! I got to say, anyone with a full-grown beard looks like a hobo. I don't care who you are, it just not good! I mean, why do people think that a full-grown beard looks good? I think it just looks weird. Hey, Junior! You can't drive well anymore and the only way you can get better is to first know that you are not good anymore right now. Then. you gotta relize that you are at fault for the bad finishes. Your crew is at fault for a small part, but you are at fualt the most. Next, get rid of that damn beard, you look like a hobo. If you don't start getting better finishes more often, you will be the odd man out at Hendrick and Kasey is going to take your spot. Hey, I don't mind ir Kasey take your spot because i like him a hell of a lot more than I like you. it's the truth and you gotta face it sooner or later or it is going to hit you hard in the face like a soccer ball to the nuts. I just don't understand why you keep running shitty. Do you like being passed by the guys that should be worse than you? Do you like be lapped three or four times in a race because you can't get the handling of your car right? Come on, you are 34 years old! Hell, Joey Logano is going better than you and he is only 20 years old. Can you count? 15 years separate the two of you in age and last year and this year he is running better than you.

Who really cares if Jimmie Johnson misses the chase!

Jimmie Johnson has been dominating the Sprint Cup and a lot of people are saying, "STOP!!" You know what, Jimmie? Enough is enough already! You just don't understand that people hate watching people win everything all the freaking time! I hope you can't start a race when your wife goes into labor! I hope, if you do get to start a race, you CRASH in the opening lap. Yeah, i said it. You SUCK!! Not really, but you really got to stop winning and let other people win a championship. I just don't know why you have to be so anal. Just wondering, is your beard telling you what to do? Is your brain in there? Is that why Chad hates it? Cuz it gives you a brain. Well, if your brain was in there, it's a not very good brain! You know what Jimmie? I don't care if you miss the chase. I will be pissed if you did, though cuz i don't LIKE you! Your beard is almost as bad as Dale Jr.'s. Well at least yours doesn't make you look like a dirty hobo in a stolen fire suit. Does DeLana have your fire suit too? Maybe you and Kevin could join forces and fail an attempt to get them back. What else do I want to vent out at the four-time champ? Maybe that you are a four-time champ? You are making NASCAR boring with all your damn winning. You know what? I kinda like that you are in a slump right now. Did your lucky horseshoe fall out your ass? Maybe Denny Hamlin found it, cuz he has been doing your winning lately. Can you see where this is going? Oh, yeah. You are getting it good. You know what? You are going to fall out of the Chase and then you are going to cry like a little baby and i am going to laugh. Yes, laugh cuz it is going to be funny. Maybe Jeff Gordon has a right to be pissed at you. I think he knock your horseshoe loose and AJ Allmendinger ripped it out at Darlington when he "accidently" hit you. I am going to have a field day when you miss a race and when you miss the chase. What are you going to do when someone else is hoisting that Championship trophy and you know it's not you?Have fun trying to see the stage at the Ceremony Banquet in Las Vegas. Maybe I will send you a pair of binoculars for you to see everything from where you are going to be sitting and maybe a GPS so you can find your spot! Have fun sitting with the guys you call the "losers". Guess what? You are one of them!

What I think of Kevin Harvick (oh yeah, I'm going there!)

Kevin, you didn't think anyone was gonna get into your Kool-Aid did you? You got in Joey's, so I'm gonna get in yours! You gotta understand that what you did to Joey at Pocono, was a dumbass thing to do. You got the young guy pissed off at you! Plus, his dad, who, I take it, is someone you don't want to mess with. After his dad, you got a lot of teenaged girls issed off at you because you took out Joey. He was racing you clean, he gave you plenty of room. So, why did you have to go and wreck him. Have you finally figured out that Joey is more respected than you or the fact that maybe you knew that he was going to beat you for that spot? Just pick one reason. No matter which one you choose we teenaged girls will still be pissed at you. Now for you Crew Chief, Gil, you're really said that it was Joey's fault that Kevin wrecked him? REALLY? you really think that? I think that i was your driver's fault, clearly. Actually I don't think it was his fault. I KNOW it was his fault. I just don't understand why you would have to say something like that. Now, back to Kevin. Do you really want another driver pissed at you? What does Joey make? Eight? Nine? Just take some advice from me. Just stop talking and just driving. Don't be so angry and mean to everyone. Who are you going to go after next? A team mate? Please just stop. Just stop or no one is going to like you anymore. The way you are acting makes me feel that what Joey said about your wife is true. You gotta start wearing the firesuit in the family, not her. She have your balls in her firesuit pocket too? Get them back and start actinng like an adult.